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Let's be honest: Parents often have a hard time finishing a sentence when kids are around. So it makes sense that it's nearly impossible to let your partner know you're in the mood for a little romance. That's why some moms and dads have resorted to making up some pretty hilarious code words and phrases when they want to make time for some s-e-x. We asked the CafeMom community to share some of the funniest nicknames they've come up with to let their lover know they're ready to go. The only kid who buys that is the 5-year-old. The older kids have noticed that loud trance music and a locked door are required to stretch my piriformis.
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For as long as human beings have been having sex, they've been inventing funny ways to describe it. Because sometimes you need to refer to your favorite activity in front of your kids! Here's a hot stack of euphemisms we hope you'll find useful in the near future. When you visit our website, we store cookies on your browser to collect information.
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We Need Your Help! Weigh In Here. There's 1, code words for the big S. But as you might guess, not all of them are in the dictionary. Some are really dirty believe us, you don't want to look up Alabama Hot Pocket , and some are just coded words that people use as innuendo when they're ready to sneak away—but don't want to alert the whole office, party, or family dinner.
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For Businesses. Write a Review. My girlfriend and I thought "poke her" was so funny that we talk about "playing poker" when talking about sex. We've gotten so used to it that I always have to think twice when a friend invites me to play poker.
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