I've read some incredible fic that was realistic AND hot, so I'm not a naysayer. Lotion that's conveniently on the bedside table right when it's time to do the do. Like, pizza-grease-up-your-butt creative. Where's the goofy sex? Where's the normal everyday get in, get out sex? Sometimes you just gotta get off without all the emotional fanfare!

Takeaway: In this edition of Sex Stories We Love, we look at sex on television, both past and present! We've really turned the meaning of "boob tube" around these days! There are boobs all over the place! And lots more than that, although penis is still generally elusive. Nonetheless, sex is making great inroads on television these days, and not just sneaks of skin.

Sexy fan fiction has really had its moment as of late, whether it's the 50 Shades of Grey series which started off life as a Twilight fan fiction or After, the huge book and film based on a Harry Styles fanfic. And it's quickly gaining recognition as a full on genre of its own. So before you look any further, here are 10 of the sexiest fan fictions on the internet right now. And you can read all our wonderful erotic fiction for free right here.

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